"WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?!?!?"
"LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME YOU AINT FUCK THAT BITCH!"
"AND I WANT YO ASS TO LIE”“WHO IS THIS BITCH IN YO PHONE???!! ANSWER ME!”
"SEE, MY GIRLS’ TOLD ME NOT TO MESS WITH YOU ‘AINT SHIT’ NIGGAS!"
makes sense why willow smith is just so detached from the family, she been living on the other side of the house with MTV on all day
Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss?
this gave me the chills
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
thats it. i dont have to make another joke on this shitty website ever again.